mom’s house, mom’s rules…
It doesn’t matter whether you’re 8, 18, or 48, when you’re staying at mom’s house, it’s her rules.
Rule #1: The seat goes DOWN! No problem, I’ve been doing that for more than a decade.
Rule #2: No hour long showers. Again, no problem, as I’m not gay.
Rule #3: You might get dinner. You are on your own for breakfast and lunch. Again, no problem. I’ve been living on my own for 27 years.
Rule #4: You mess it up, you clean it. Umm, yea.
Rule #5: Feel free to consume any food in the house. I don’t see why this is a rule, but she’s my mom, so.
There you have it. Five simple rules to follow. And as you can tell, I don’t have a problem with any of them.
Personal : Comments (0) : posted Mar 24th, 2008 by blaster
