No-tell motel

My first night here in Texas was a doooozzie.  First off, it took an hour to get the one bag I checked to the baggage claim.  Then I took a bus to the rental car pavilion.  A fucking BUS.  The rental car pavilion was not even in the airport proper, but in a compound about three miles away from the terminal.  It appeared to be a brand new facility.

I made my way to the Alamo counter where, since I only had a DEBIT card with me, I couldn’t rent a car without a return flight.  The nice lady, Katherine, had me book a return flight, just to get the confirmation number.  The travel agent asked me if I wanted a round-trip ticket.  I knew that one-way ticket to Texas would come back to bite me.  Anyway, after jumping through the hoops, I was the proud owner of a Kia Spectra.  HOORAY!!!

At this point I decided to ask the hotel for directions.  Only to be informed that I didn’t have any reservations.  WHAT?!?!  Apparently, the hotel stopped using their reservation system some weeks before.  Great, not a hotel room to be had, anywhere.  Until….  I found this place along the “beltway”.  It was the only place around.  And now I know why.  The “lobby” had bulletproof glass between the “guests” and the person at the front desk.  I knew what kind of a place this was when he asked this skanky woman if she wanted the room for the entire night.  Yea.  You got it.  Rooms by the hour.  Free porn.  And a very dirty carpet.  The wireless access was off of some dirty connection that crapped out constantly.  Luckily, I was able to retrieve my NEW hotel plans and the phone numbers of my contacts at Eaton.

I have never turned on a tv at any hotel to see two couples butt fucking, until now.  All I can say is, dudes, I’m impressed.

Personal : Comments (0) : posted Oct 2nd, 2008 by blaster

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