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Roommates…
Roommates. If you’ve been out of your parents house for any length of time, it is inevitable that somewhere along the line, moving in with someone(s) may seem like a good idea. The after some period of time, weeks, months, or even years, the relationship breaks down and neither one can move out fast enough. This has been my situation many times.
I bring this up because last Saturday my business partners and I where discussing this subject. I made the comment that I would only have a roommate if she was a hot sexy female and we were sharing each other. Then Brent said, “Aren’t you rooming with your mom at the moment?” I remarked, “Yes, but we’ve already slept together.” It’s to bad I was in the back seat, I couldn’t see the looks on their faces. Then I said, “When I was a newborn ya pervs!!!”
The discussion quickly changed to Variable Annuities. 
You don’t really know someone until you’ve lived with them.
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May 5th, 2008
mom’s house, mom’s rules…
It doesn’t matter whether you’re 8, 18, or 48, when you’re staying at mom’s house, it’s her rules.
Rule #1: The seat goes DOWN! No problem, I’ve been doing that for more than a decade.
Rule #2: No hour long showers. Again, no problem, as I’m not gay.
Rule #3: You might get dinner. You are on your own for breakfast and lunch. Again, no problem. I’ve been living on my own for 27 years.
Rule #4: You mess it up, you clean it. Umm, yea.
Rule #5: Feel free to consume any food in the house. I don’t see why this is a rule, but she’s my mom, so.
There you have it. Five simple rules to follow. And as you can tell, I don’t have a problem with any of them.
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Mar 24th, 2008
